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Deranged Assistant

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Deranged Assistant
Innistrad Common 
Cost: Mana 1Mana U
CMC: 2
Card Type: Creature -Human Wizard
Power/Toughness: 1/1
Oracle Text: Mana Tap, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add 1 to your mana pool.
Flavor Text: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

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